you wish..

May 27

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May 24

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• me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
• *opens textbook*
• textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
• *rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook

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Anonymous asked: suck ur boobs

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